let nothing hold you back

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ICED TEA IMPORTED FROM ENGLAND

LIFEGUARDS IMPORTED FROM SPAIN

TOWELS IMPORTED FROM TURKEY

AND TURKEY IMPORTED FROM MA-A-A-A-AINE

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The Walking Dead » Zombie Kills
↳ Searching for Sophia ~ Chupacabra (S02E05)

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pocket-sebastian:

arkadie:

#oh Harry the things you don’t know about yourself could fill a book #in fact #they did #seven of them

Harry Potter and Holy Fuck I’m A Wizard

Harry Potter and Shit I Can Talk To Snakes

Harry Potter and When the Fuck Did I get a Godfather?

Harry Potter and There are Other Wizarding Schools?

Harry Potter and Oh My God I Can See What Voldemort’s Doing

Harry Potter and Snape Was Friends With My Mum?!

Harry Potter and Well Fuck Snape was a Good Guy All Along and Now I Have to Die Whyyyy

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Zombie Joke of the Week #1

this-is-a-zombie-blog:

What’s a young zombie’s favorite toy?

A deady bear.

(they’ll just keep getting cornier from here)

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schakerin:

tltty:

THIS IS NOT OKAY

Dude you totally deserve it

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adrift-in-the-sky:

what happened when i discovered basking sharks today

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Ichi Bunburying Alone With Salad

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

i’m about to cry

my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato

he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice

i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches

then he started to cry and ran off and yelled

they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!

i’m actually crying omg

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How I torture my coworkers

me [glaring off at random customers]: I can see what's happening
Supervisor [she's new, doesn't know I'm crazy yet]: What?
me: They don't have a clue
Supervisor [frantic]: WHO?!
Me [finally looks at her,with Timon voice]: They'll fall in love and here's the bottom line, our trio's down to two!
supervisor [not nearly as amused as I]: Oh.
me: THE SWEET CARESS OF TWILIGHT THERE'S MAGIC IN THE EVERYWHERE!!

hellolz:

zuky:

mishachu:

funeralfrost:

Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.

starring helena bonham carter as johnny depp

Co-starring Johnny Depp as Helena Bonham Carter.

And music by Danny Elfman, because some things never change.